Adrian

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "lets talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."? The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about"? "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" and he smiles? 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.? But let me ask you a question first says the little girl... 'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff ... grass, am I right ?' asked the young girl. You are correct; spot on,' said the stranger. The little girl continued, 'Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is ? The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."? To which the little girl replies, 'Do you actually feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know CRAP?

i also use motorcycle mirrors, got the biggest i could from a motorcycle shop, mountedon the windscreen pillars... i find the drivers side is fine, good vis, but passenger side isnt much help,

i put mine on a bracket under the headlamp, easily seen from any angle.

, certainly worth a try

im in birkenshaw and am red and stainless... always seem to be workign when meetings on

I have checked and cleaned the conenctions to the removable front peice, and the ones on the radio itself, all clean,...even cleaned them with meths to make sure... sparkly clean but no display

have a sony cdx radio cassette player in car, the display has just stopped being lit up. the cd goes in and ejects fine. but unable to play it, radio wont play either. have checked and all fuses and wires are fine, live etc. have tried it in another car and its the same, no display so unable to turn on, etc. but cd goes in and out..... any ideas welcome, is it stuffed? or am i missing something

http://members.iinet.net.au:80/~pontipak/redsquare.html i managed 25 secs before the wall hit me

dont forget some carpet for the floor, keeps your feet warm and is better to lie on should you have to.makes one heck of a difference. i got my last lot when we changed carpet in the house.

sorted, undid the lower arm chassis baolt, and waggled away. no need for rope... now for a spin

many thanks. will sort it this weekend .....weather permitting

thanks. the rack bolts and all nuts and bolts in fact are tight as a drum .think i will change the bushes anyway seeing as they have movement in them, have checked when i put them in and only done just short of 2,000 miles. just been out again to collect son from work and nothing untowards at all..and thats over the same road as earlier... weird.. are the standard ones better than the heavy duty ones or just less of a b@@@# r to change? i was thinking of taking the lower arm off, changing the bushes, fastening to whell and roll bar, then pushing with wheel to get the arm lined up with hole in chassis.... thanks again

been out in the sun for a spin and after going over a rough patch of ground i suddenly got very bard vibration on the steering wheel. the right front wheel started to shake backwards and forwards against the anti roll bar... braked hard, and it went....this has happened twixe today... and is only making an apperance after a really rough bit of road.... if the council sortedthe roads out i wouldnt have a problem when i got back home i jacked the front up and noticed there is some play on the anti roll bush when you shake the wheel really hard... i am having a bad day and cant remember how much ~play~is any there was when i put the bushes in. nuts all tight so not that. question is, anyone else had this after being on rough ground? i appreciate there will be play in the bushes because they are rubber and thats what they are for. but should they be solid when shaken off the ground, or show some movement.. they are the bbshes i got with the kit, they look solid, no signs of perishing etc.. in fact look new. the more i have read the more i have got myself confused. so heres hoping somebody out there can add a quick line to sooth my nerves whilst i have a beer in the sun.

Two Aussie builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the 'suit'. Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant. Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that The 'suit' is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder. Phil: - 'Scuse me.. No offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession. Phil: - Oh! What's that then? Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home? Phil: - Er... Mmm . Well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Phil: - It's in a pond! Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden! Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house? Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself! Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children. Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week! Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often? Phil: - Me? Never. Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Phil: - How's that then? Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life! Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate. Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist! Eric: - What's that then? Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Eric: - Nope. Phil: - Well then, you're a *bleep*er.

http://www.manchesterminerals.co.uk/acatal...#aGlassCaps..in fact

try manchester minerals... have a website...www.minerals.co.uk.. they have some on there that maybe of use.

only one ive heard wahts the difference between farah fawcett and michael jackson? 3 hrs

if its the o ring type seal, when i build mine i took the cyliner to a local bearing dealer. they also sell o rings and other seals.. sorted me out in a jiffy... think it was about £1. was told the same seals are used on some industrial machines hence them keeping tem.

i got the amp from the local motor parts shop. cost £35 for brand new one..will dig the make and part number out tomorrow and put on here..... been out today and runs like a dream,petrol just doesnt last long enough these days

thanks. i must need glasses as i could quite see the colours. will get stuck in

have just gone and boughtoneof the bosch inductive dizzys for my pinto. and have had to get the amplifier from a parts shop. unfortunately there isnt a wire attached(with plug) to the dizzy that goes to the amplifier. so my question is, which way up does the amp go and which wire goes where, i have looked on the nw site where there is picture of the items but cant see what the colours are. would hate to wire it up back to front. hope this makes sense. thanks in advance

just redone insurance. flux was higher than pickles so have gone with pickles.£135...fully comp. very nice to talk to on phone as well happy with them so happy that tin top is going with them as well, competetive.

nearly forgot. plastic kitchen unit blocks for fastening worktops has become one of thoses fancy doings for keeping ht leads tidy.

i have an emptyvodka bottle for oil catchment tank...(its aluminuim whichis why i got it., contents came in second!) shower pipe to cover cables to headlamps ice cream tub gave sva friend covers foe seat belt part of walnut tree turned into gear knob mahogany back of sideboard became dashboard alarm on/off switch is boot lock i think theres enough for a book if we all send this ideas with picures to the editer of the mag..i remember the mg owners club did a simelar thing a few years ago, i still have mine somewhere.. includes useful ideas like bleeding brakes with a lemonade bottle.

many thanks for the sugestions, will have a play. today i went for a spin instead in the hood..aaah stress relief