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Guest Ian & Carole

Seasons greetings one and all.from Carole, Oscar and I.

 

Not on duty this year, 1st time in a while, and guess what, just back from doctors and off to bed to nurse a chest infection, barr humbug.

 

Keep the glasses wet on the inside and no D&D.ing Keep safe.

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Guest mower man

A seasons good wishes to all on here sorry if you have tried to contact me over the past week ,have had gremlins in my wireless router so no web ! may you all become healthy ,wealthy and wise in the coming 12 months regards Mick and Stella

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Happy Christmas to everyone.

My gift to you all;

 

Why is Santa so jolly..........

 

........because he knows where all the bad girls live!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

The 4 stages of life;

First you believe in Santa

Then you dont belive in Santa

Then you pretend to be Santa

Then finally.....you become Santa!!!

 

 

 

 

Okay then, one last one.......

 

 

Husband: A man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.

 

 

 

No really, this is the last one.....

 

One year Father Christmas is forced to have an official from the Aviation Authority check his sleigh to make sure it’s airworthy. The official checks out the sleigh on the ground then sits beside Father Christmas for a test flight. Suddenly Father Christmas notices the official has a revolver in his pocket. ‘What’s that for?’ he asks. ‘You’re not a hijacker are you?’ ‘No,’ replies the official. ‘But we have to see how you handle this craft when you lose an engine on take-off.’

 

 

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