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philshelton

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  1. chairman has quick run through speech before 4pm meeting
  2. looks better. smile richard your in a new zero its all about smiles per miles
  3. real pain this Db limit i live only 5 min from bruntingthorpe and drive round that way regular so if cant go on track may be have to use lanes round there and willage is some distance away plus i know I aint as loud as a vulcan bomber
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    Stonleigh

    wot time are people getting there? we were thinking sat mid day is it open to enter then for campers?
  5. Hi all looking at booking a session at speed on wheels in july at bruntingthorpe Iv got 2.0 efi pinto with robinhoods exhaust any ideas if it will pass Db limit for event (98Db). or where i can get it tested cheep/for free.
  6. ok so wot about the idiot car drivers that wanted to pass me tonight as t took kit and a young lady out to my wifes browine camp. had atleast 5 pass me on blind summits or bends as i happly drove along in my blue transit van at 45 mph
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    Speed On Wheels

    Have they given and indication of cost? also thats the weekend of my birthday and I am only about 15 mins from bruntingthorpe so bbq round mine!!!!!
  8. the pic i posted was of it a cople of laps before it happened. I do know that it came over the PA that both drivers were ok. heres another pic of a car from the same race meet it really strugled getting round the narrow village roads
  9. is this in the april or may issue of ckc?
  10. was at that race its just out side saumer. They close off the whole village and have races all day classic cars and bikes the infield has a large bar and food are its great. can you see it happening in uk. got loads of pics and short vid clips
  11. cant we get a owners club stand were a few at last one delorian had a stand on the in field
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    Shows

    wots the cost to camp is it per unit or person thinking of getting wife to tow caravan so would be me her and the 2 kids 1 tintop + caravan and a hood
  13. take it that you are svaing it without a screen then mate.
  14. EVER WONDER where we are headed... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ..why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? AND... In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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    Weather

    and in wigston was hopeing to get patio layed to day and free up some time for the car in the coming weekends but guess i will be laying slabs yet another weekend
  16. how about find a micra based kit and sell it bit by bit on the owners club web site you get yor money he gets a empty shell
  17. may be its time we all went to brussels in our cars to show how good us brits are at engineering. better still get other owners clubs to join us for a beer in the center of brussels.
  18. just carry a can of flatmate in the boot
  19. where in cov are you jez if we ever get a sunny day when i am not working might take a run over to see you. do you ever go to the locost meet on the A47 near mallory park
  20. hi jez intrested in bars dont suppose you fancy a trip down m69 to see if they will fit with hood i have
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    Detling Show

    might be coming down from leicester. any else thinking of camping over?
  22. Hi Andi Sorry didnt make it glad you had a good time. Had to go and see a customer hope to meet up some time soon
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    Which Sat Nav?

    got a tomtom 1 europe its great never got it lost yet ( lost it for a while was hiding under sofa)
  24. try the same with wife ignore her telling you she cant ignore it
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