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Gotta dig the passport out, having a trip to collect the next posh motor for the garagefrom the place where they talk funny....... Romford Essex, im packing my survival pack ready for the train journey, a bottle of Hendersons relish, a pack of breadcakes, stab vest, flat cap and a Yorkshire to Essex translator. Wish me luck!!!

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Take gravy for your chips whenever going down south

 

Good Call!

 

Take Dan as a translator / body guard.

 

Taking Emma, that should be enough protection :db:

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Sorry Mark, But Emma won't be let in down south, they have a ban on dangerous breeds..... :vava: :vava: :rofl:

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Some of us do eat black pudding down here in the South --- but ESSEX ??? not so sure, ask Al from Kent to hold your hand -- he's hard as nails; wears shorts all year.

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Train booked, sneaking down in the dark hours, getting escorted from St pancreas station to a somewhere near the Tottenham ground for the night, then on to Romford, collect car, fill it up, Set the sat nav for Sheffield, press the loud peddle and hope the 550bhp 3 ton beast gets me north before I'm spotted :)

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You'll have fun with the 550 horses on the way home :)

I've never been a fan of them though, to me they just look like a posh Rover 75 (or is that just the green-eyed monster).

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Take a couple of six pack Stones's with you incase they try to make you drink the p---water they call beer !!!! mick and as the man said 'Be careful out there!!' :crazy: :rofl: :clapping:

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and I hope you packed the HP BROWN sauce as they have red sauce on bacon butties down there - urgghhh!!!!!

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and I hope you packed the HP BROWN sauce as they have red sauce on bacon butties down there - urgghhh!!!!!

 

Gotta admit, I'm not a sauce man, bit of relish wins me over. Stopping at my brothers over night, he has a Philapino wife so I dread to think what food we will end up eating.

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