Two statues in a monastry garden one is a teenage boy one is a teenage girl,a fairy godmother lands in the garden and says to them for services rendered I will grant you one wish,they said we wished we were human she replied I can grant that but for only half an hour,thats long enough for what we wont they said she waved her magic wand and they dissapeared behind the nearest bush. After about fifteen minutes they reappeared and the lad said that was wonderful I have waited along time to do that,the girl said I enjoyed it to we still have some time left shall we do it again but lets do it different::::::::::::this time you hold the pigeon and I will s--t on it