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Guest mower man
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The older I get the faster I was

Has been my sig onhere since i joined and its true!! mowerman :crazy:

Guest nippynick
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Here is another of mine on the subject of a split personality. I think and so do I.

 

And when in Rome don't behave like a christian

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An email from the US based IT department that supposedly supported our IT in London

to tell us that the computer was still down...

"We have an ongoing zero-usability situation"......only in America...LOL

Guest alfaGTA
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One of my Dad's favourites.... "A shut mouth makes a wise head"

 

One we used to say when we were lads out in pubs/clubs "Thon boy's like a bull at a gate"

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Just a few to raise a smile :crazy:

 

"Silence is golden....but duck tape is silver!" one for SWMBO :give_rose:

"If all is not lost, where is it?" Usually said when looking for that spanner after putting it down... :db:

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Oh and another favorite one from work.....

 

"Don't assume....you know what that means?......ASS, U, ME" 8)

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